{"product_id":"hot-tudors","title":"Hot Tudors","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWere the Tudors hot?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eScandalous love affairs, delusional kings, brutal power struggles. Was Tudor egomania classic male overcompensation, or did these prancing peacocks genuinely have something to prance about? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBehold this collection of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003etruly ravishing Tudor gents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, resplendent in their \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ethigh-hugging breeches\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eoutrageous codpieces\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, commanding in their power poses and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eirresistible\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with their \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003edisarming gazes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Each enchanting entry includes a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003edreamy portrait\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003efascinating potted biography\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ehilarious dating profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. From bourgeois babes to arousing aristos, there’s a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003esultry Tudor for every taste\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, including: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-Our cover star’s identity has been lost to time and although historians may say his Tudor credentials are dubious (he’s actually Italian!), his \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ehotness is undeniable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-Don’t be fooled by Sir Anthony Mildmay’s striking tights, he’s actually a very serious MP and ambassador to France, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003elooks rather dashing in half his armour\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-If you’re more into the artistic types, why not cast your eyes over poet, scholar and courtier Sir Philip Sidney (he also comes with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003etragic war hero backstory\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-For those of you who favour a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003epretty boy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, look no further than the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eluscious curls and even more luscious ruff \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eof John Croker of Barton, though his portrait may be miniature, the rest of him certainly isn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003ci\u003eHot Tudors\u003c\/i\u003e may result in break-ups, divorce and dating peril as you realise your dream man died a very long time ago.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBy Aron Radford-Wattley\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chronicle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67631858745618,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2125\/7701\/files\/hbg-title-hot-tudors-30_jpg.webp?v=1792610848","url":"https:\/\/randomaccessoriesnyc.com\/products\/hot-tudors","provider":"Random Accessories NYC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}